kayliemalinza: OH MAN btw I wanna write a Watson-first-person POV where he’s turned into a cat, yet has absolute faith that his dear and brilliant friend will discover the plot ( Read more... )

kayliemalinza: also this morning Boomer ate a bell pepper ( Read more... )

kayliemalinza: yeah okay soooooooo
kayliemalinza: Origins: Wolverine is basically the best thing ever ( Read more... )

Okay so my big New Year's celebration was to wallow in bed for a while and then, in a fit of inspiration, log onto IM and capture possibly_thrice and mercilessly hold her hostage as I told her a story. In addition to being an act of laziness (as I will never write this properly) but also totally self-indulgent (as will become apparent ( Read more... )

KaylieMalinza: "I WILL NOT ALLOW US TO GO BACKWARD ( Read more... )

I like telling stories over IM because the line breaks make it ~~~poetic. Also, in real-time chat I find it difficult to restrain myself.

Stuff in brackets is from possibly_thrice

( ok so Christopher Pike punched out a goat when he was five )

I should have a housekeeping tag.

....

AND NOW I DO! :D

Anyways. I just sliced 19 comms from my member list. Half of them I didn't even have friended, so as I'm going through the list I'm like, "What the heck is this community about? And why did I join it?" Well, not really, because all the comms have self-explanatory names but on a few I ( Read more... )

Lauren: I'm like the Chinese kid - holding out for ransom so my parents will get me a Wii ( Read more... )

Cupcake: Got my last big test back today ( Read more... )

These logs are crackish and entertaining. Obscene at points. Also, copious. Maybe you shouldn't read them all at once?

( thar be miles of IM logs under da cut. )